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Russian President Vladimir Putin took U.S. President George W. Bush for a ride in his Volga when the American leader visited Russia in 2005.
At that time, Putin even offered to let Bush drive the white car himself: “He’s giving me a driving lesson,” Bush said jokingly, since Putin continued to drive the car himself. [Ha-ha].

On Frontpage: Funny photos and images. This is something you should look at! Some are political, some are funny and some has a point attached to them. Hope you have fun !





Here is the answer to a real job application! He is listing his earlier job as " super secret spy ".



NEWS IN SHORT: Seven public toilets across Cardiff are to shut due to high running costs - estimated at about £16 each time they are used. Cardiff council said the automated units would close on 31 March before being removed. Its 20-year operational contract was meant to run until April 2025. The seven toilets are on Penlline Road, Ty Glas Road, Albany Road, Four Elms Road, Frederick Street, Delta Street and Harrowby Street. Cabinet member for environment, Bob Derbyshire, said the running costs could "no longer be justified".
[BBC Late March 2016]


SO NOW PEOPLE HAS TO PISS ON THE STREET... :)







Resturant seeks music deal without paying anything at all for it.





Knock-knock.. Who is it? The Police!
Who is it? The Police.



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BABY STROLLER

Capitalism can have side-effects... It seems.





A politician must make decisions that create jobs and minimizes unemployment.



Perhaps that was not what we meant.





Honesty-Clinton Picture.

Obama, Clinton and Bush on the same picture!




The worlds "most powerful man" have some orders to the White House Secret Service !





It's an old joke, but it still works.





Honesty again.







Gotta make tough decisions as President.







Do they mean Obama ?










Look how fun women thinks it is to drive a car !

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PRESIDENTIAL PROMISE





This is not promoting or political campaigning, this is actually littering !






This is decorating.







Facelift without Botox. The difference is that methamphetamine gives a more professional look !








Everyone has a skill in the Creation! Here you see the actual "chosen one" to calculate your income tax returns every year!
Let's see now... You and your wife have paid a total of + $ 30.000 in taxes this year.
Minus the real tax you really should pay after all adjustments have been made - $ 28.000 (tax deducts..)
...hmmm...2000 back NO ! let's see - that equals $ 18.000 back in tax returns !!!

A LITTLE guy TRIES TO COUNT 28 MINUS 18


- He is astonishing. Right! (?)










This pic we love the best.

BEST POLITICAL AVENUE PICTURE









This is Kermit, from the Muppet show, behind the production stage. He is like any ordinary artist or TV-show front-figure, with his 'bandana' and other habits.









Why did President Obama take so long to announce his great exit plan from Afghanistan ?

- Maybe because his exit plan had to be translated from the original Russian ?




All pictures taken of UFO's are always out of focus... Why?




Mutual deterrence still matters...


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Some Catholic humor








Chinas new antiterrorist policeforce on Segways...






EY' I GET EMAIL FROM BARACK OBAMA AGAIN!





" If you like staying in touch, but want to receive only the most important messages, click here. " So I pressed: the click here!

Now I came to this screen, were I wrote: I think you sent like 1280 emails to me the last year, begging for money that i don't have. To succeed in politics you need intelligence, and that can't be bought. You can get it at politicalavenue.com though.

Do you know how they replied to that? ....Sir / Madam ?

Would you like to see some more emails from the Democrats? Here, I get a lot :





His name is really Jonathan Denis...

But someone changed that, to this instead:



Bush: “Can you believe they elected my father and then me?!”

Bill: “Can you believe they elected me and now they’re going to elect my wife?!




As things turned out, they instead elected the Trumptanic to keep America afloat!
Shit happens. Really Miss Clinton. If you'd just owned a New York skyscraper, people would have seen things differently.
-The fun thing with Trump, as US President, is that it's going to be a colorful story to look at ! Watch and see !


The joke is about what's not so important, like the targets coordinates...xxx

Obama is funny !
*I made this myself* - I couldn't come up with anything else when watching the picture !

This is just a cool pic. Please come back for more another time.




Now take a look at the US Government officials, untaxed benefits and accommodations, here:

-He is on his way to work, exiting his house frontdoor :









The Russians have crowded next to the street here in Moscow, Russia, to see the NEW police-car they have bought !!!
- - driving by them... *in a Russian police show-off to impress the people*

Cool car ! - It got lights and everything... Awesome !

Here are my latest YouTube video...
Found it on my old server hard-drive I have not used for the last 15 years. I sort of edited the ending. ( Now watch this drive ! )


Originally, they take the picture-in-picture to far and then fade the video to nothing... I did not like it. Let's remake it !











Police mugshot of Microsoft's founder Bill Gates, when arrested in New Mexico - 1977.


Story:
"On April 29th, 1975, at the age of 19, Bill Gates (founder of Microsoft) was arrested by the Albuquerque Police department (arrest record #52090). The charges were speeding and driving without a license. It was the first of three arrests in the late seventies by Albuquerque Police."
Gates was arrested in 1977 for running a stop sign and driving without a license. He also was arrested in California in 1989 for suspicion of drunken driving.

Bill Gates got arrested for speeding in Albuquerque. He frequently was caught speeding in his Porsche 911. That day he was driving along with Paul Allen. The bail was set at a thousand dollars. Bill Gates, although only 21, was very successful in his early years at Microsoft, and was immediately able to post bail from his wallet full of cash.


Originally one newspaper article wrote: "... police in 1977 after a traffic violation which lead to a possessions arrest. Gates reportedly stated he only bought the weed because he can't understand computers without it."






FROM THE MOVIE:

HERE ARE SOME STAR WARS JOKES


If you haven't seen the movies, then you won't get these 2 jokes...






Check this asian boy cool food habits :



REVEALED: CIA AGENTS LATEST URBAN CAMOUFLAGE !


SPECIAL TOP SECRET CIA REPORT HAS LEAKED THIS CLASSIFIED IMAGE !
American CIA's latest urban camouflage for all their city area operatives starting from middle of 2018.
We get these reports sent to us from time to time. Anyway - ONE SIZE FITS ALL!
The CIA agent on the picture below looks real happy with this modern invention !



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Obama presents the new USA government budget:


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