SmokeEmployer Version 1.0


We have made a normal website page look like a busy computer program that you can bookmark and use for a 40 minute break from your desk.

Get yourself a coffebreak and a smoke for 40 minutes while a fake screen says that you are removing document fragments. Tricks the boss or the office manager easily. Open the webpage, and your computer looks busy.
It's a normal webpage that looks like a computer program with a progress bar.
It's an automatic webtimer, like a clock.
Just click on one of the alternatives below, and a new window opens with the display you choose..
If you have a Firefox browser, press F11 for fullscreen without all the Windows buttons and menus.
Press F11 again to return from fullscreen.

There are several display choices you can choose from.

SmokeEmployer Version 1.0

Choose which display you want to show and for how long your computer shall look busy.

Displays: Aut. Removing government documents and file fragments.

Displays: Aut. Removes classified material and file fragments.

Displays: Aut. Removes file fragments.

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LONDON (Reuters) - A 14-year old girl who died of cancer has been cryogenically frozen in the hope she could be brought back to life in the future after winning a landmark court case shortly before her death, the BBC reported on Friday, 2016-11-18.
The youngster knew she only had weeks to live when she wrote a heartbreaking letter to a judge asking to be frozen until a cure could be found.

REASON FOR CHOICE OF BEST NEWS 2016: Even though we think that life continues somewhere else, like in heaven or paradise, she wanted to have it, and get brought back to life in the future, AND FOUGHT FOR IT ! AND WON ! She was only 14 years old, and wanted to live. In the future, we might end up with a 14-year old girl, living in 2 worlds at the same time. That was our main reasons. Hope you support our choice of NR 1 best news 2016. Especially considering the fact that she was 14 years old, and had to die, in this sometimes quite fucked up world, but her will and desire to live, manifested in a HOPE, that she MIGHT be brought back to life in the future somewhere. That is why this was the best news in 2016. She was only 14 years old and none could help her with her cancer. So I insist that IF we can make a body live again that has been frozen, she will be the first one "ONLINE" again.
/End of OPERATORS intellectual judgement comment. /
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